I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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