I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
wow bdsm is so cute
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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