Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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