i was born a porn star she said
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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