We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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