I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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