He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
babies were throwing up all over the place
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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