I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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