I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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