i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
its liver damage thursday
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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