dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think people are normalizing furries
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
