You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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