mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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