I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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