No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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