remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
zippers are such a cool invention
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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