how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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