Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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