That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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