windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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