You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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