I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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