maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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