Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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