I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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