I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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