weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
