please come you make the beer taste better
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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