I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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