Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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