ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
barbara walters just said penis...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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