i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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