How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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