yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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