Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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