Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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