Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Alive.
So much puke
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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