how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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