The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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