Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What a dumb baby whore.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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