He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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