how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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