but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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