so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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