no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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