belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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