Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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