If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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