I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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