these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
